I want to apologize in advance,
If what I have to say causes offense.
My words are only meant to enhance,
With that said I hope not to cause suspense.
Alas! I must hold off my report,
For the fear inside me cages it in
But when released I feel the message thwart
Refusing to leave my mouth, behind my grin
I smile; I think my message is funny,
I hope that you share my same exact thought,
Good thing the weather outside is quite sunny,
So that I can run if my words make you distraught
Time is dwindling down, I have other duties.
So here I go, what you’ve been waiting for, boobies.